Valentine's Dinner Idea: Recipes From Dead Gay Celebrities
BY Frank DeCaro
February 13 2013 7:00 AM ET
Frank DeCaro, the flamboyant former movie critic from The Daily Show With Jon Stewart and host of The Frank DeCaro Show on Sirius XM, has the solution to any cooking dilemna: party menus that pay homage to the departed stars of Hollywood. In this excerpt from his latest, The Dead Celebrity Cookbook: A Resurrection of Recipes From More than 145 Stars of Stage and Screen, DeCaro lets you squeeze Liberace's sticky buns, wrap your lips around Rock Hudson's cannoli, or get sufficiently stuffed by Merv Griffin. (See the book for hundreds more from celebs including Michael Jackson, Anthony Perkins, Bea Arthur, and one Advocate editor's fave: Agnes Moorehead's Lobster Mousse.)
Merv Griffin 1925-2007
Between his start as a big band singer and becoming a stinking-rich businessman, Merv Griffin created the two greatest game shows ever, Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune, and he hosted a must-watch TV talk show. Gabbing with all manner of celebrities, the â€śeternally jovial Irishman,â€ť as the New York Times called him in his obituary, created a cocktail party atmosphere on his show and thus managed to get the biggest stars to let it all hang out. Although rumor has it he was gay, Griffin was often seen on the arm of Eva Gabor, whose goulash recipe appears in Chapter 13. When asked at age 80 about his sexuality, he told interviewers to â€śget a life.â€ť An astute businessman who bought casinos and hotels â€” and relished his rivalry with Donald Trump â€” Griffin made what was possibly his smartest move when he wrote the theme song to Jeopardy! and then maintained the rights to it, even after selling the show. He bragged that his royalties from the song earned him upwards of $80 million. Thatâ€™s a lot of stuffed squash.
Merv Griffinâ€™s Stuffed Squash
In a large bowl, toss together stuffing, lemon juice with zest, pineapple with water, dried apricots, onions, nuts, coconut, and butter. Stuff squash with mixture. Bake squash halves for one hour in a preheated 325Â° oven. Garnish with the 2 tablespoons of toasted coconut.
12 ounces cornbread stuffing mix
Juice and zest of 1 lemon
1 can (20 ounces) pineapple chunks in water
1Â˝ cups dried apricots, slivered
1 cup chopped onion
1 cup walnuts, pecans, or macadamia nuts, coarsely chopped
Â˝ cup flaked coconut (reserve 2 tablespoons for toasting)
Â˝ cup melted butter
4 small acorn, golden nugget, or sweet dumpling squash, halved and seeded
This recipe makes way more stuffing than you need to fill eight squash halves, but who ever complained about having leftover stuffing? With or without the squash, the fruity flavors of the stuffing make a great accompaniment to pork chops, ham, or even chicken. Yum!
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