The Onion Covers Walk to Cure Gayness in Georgia

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The Onion Covers Marrieta, Ga.'s (Fake) Walk to Cure Gayness
 Neal Broverman
          
          Aug 20, 2012
          
        
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The satirical Onion newspaper skewered evangelical groups working to "convert" gays, by filming a fake news story about Marrieta, Ga.'s Fifth Annual Walk to Cure Gayness.
The parody is actually more frightening than humorous, though it has a few comedic moments (wait until the end).

        
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The Onion Covers Marrieta, Ga.'s (Fake) Walk to Cure Gayness

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For prostate cancer, screening often begins with a simple blood test to measure prostate-specific antigen, or PSA.

Jace Yarbrough is running in the GOP primary for Texas's 32nd Congressional District.

The pollster expects the LGBTQ+ percentage to rise in the coming years as more members of Generation Z become adults.

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The gay governor and Maryland's Wes Moore, the only Black governor, were expressly not invited to attend.

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