Gaysayer Best Tweet Ever January 21

Comedy

Best Tweet Ever: Come Out, Come Out

Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For previous editions of this series, check out the Comedy section. Or join the more than 3,000 people who follow @gaysayer on Twitter now for daily updates.

And now a post from your host:

\u201cIt doesn't mean the same thing when I brag to guys about having a giant vagina.\u201d
— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1326779912

Number 10:

\u201cI could tell you the first rule of Spite Club, but I won\u2019t.\u201d
— juicymorsel (@juicymorsel) 1326503141

Number 9:

Number 8:

\u201cI'm just a girl standing in front of a boy who's in front of a woman and then a couple and another guy. This Sbarro is unusually crowded.\u201d
— sam (@sam) 1324149145

Number 7:

\u201cFUN FACT: I've only ever come OUT of a vagina.\u201d
— Sean Brewster (@Sean Brewster) 1326595593

Number 6:

\u201cYou know you're a gay man when you go to show me your new puppy on your i-Phone and 45 penis pics pop up.\u201d
— Shawn Pelofsky (@Shawn Pelofsky) 1326764818

Number 5:

\u201cIf you're a friendly stranger who shows me basic human courtesy, I'm going to go ahead and assume you're cruising me.\u201d
— Chris Schleicher (@Chris Schleicher) 1327090119

Number 4:

\u201cI wish this Morgan Freeman montage had been presented by his Seven co-star, Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box. #GoldenGlobes\u201d
— Louis Peitzman (@Louis Peitzman) 1326682924

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Number 2:

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

\u201cNow that Paula Deen has revealed she has diabetes, I hope Guy Fieri will feel comfortable to come out as a Nickelback roadie.\u201d
— rob delaney (@rob delaney) 1326994581