Best Tweet Ever: Come Out, Come Out

\u201cIt doesn't mean the same thing when I brag to guys about having a giant vagina.\u201d

— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1326779912

\u201cI could tell you the first rule of Spite Club, but I won\u2019t.\u201d

— juicymorsel (@juicymorsel) 1326503141

\u201cI'm just a girl standing in front of a boy who's in front of a woman and then a couple and another guy. This Sbarro is unusually crowded.\u201d

— sam (@sam) 1324149145

\u201cFUN FACT: I've only ever come OUT of a vagina.\u201d

— Sean Brewster (@Sean Brewster) 1326595593

\u201cYou know you're a gay man when you go to show me your new puppy on your i-Phone and 45 penis pics pop up.\u201d

— Shawn Pelofsky (@Shawn Pelofsky) 1326764818

\u201cIf you're a friendly stranger who shows me basic human courtesy, I'm going to go ahead and assume you're cruising me.\u201d

— Chris Schleicher (@Chris Schleicher) 1327090119

\u201cI wish this Morgan Freeman montage had been presented by his Seven co-star, Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box. #GoldenGlobes\u201d

— Louis Peitzman (@Louis Peitzman) 1326682924

\u201cNow that Paula Deen has revealed she has diabetes, I hope Guy Fieri will feel comfortable to come out as a Nickelback roadie.\u201d

— rob delaney (@rob delaney) 1326994581