Best Tweet Ever: Geraldo’s Most Wanted

\u201cI keep my hood inside my pants because of shit like this.\u201d

— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1332535188

\u201cLegally I'm only attracted to Justin Timberlake starting with the "Bye Bye Bye" video.\u201d

— Sean Brewster (@Sean Brewster) 1332314970

\u201cDrag shows make me a little uncomfortable because it's like a lot of attention on not me.\u201d

— Randy Rainbow (@Randy Rainbow) 1332129321

\u201c"I like my men like I like my women: Both."-bisexuals\u201d

— Zack (@Zack) 1332188482

\u201cWorried that when I turn 65, I'll immediately start finding the men on The Golden Girls attractive.\u201d

— Louis Peitzman (@Louis Peitzman) 1332317159

\u201cIt's not fair that all those kids in Africa and Asia get to play hunger games while American kids are stuck playing childhood obesity games.\u201d

— God (Not a Parody, Actually God) (@God (Not a Parody, Actually God)) 1332166693

\u201cWith all the racial tension and homophobia these days maybe the solution is to go back to just making fun of blondes.\u201d

— mark normand (@mark normand) 1332515988

\u201cLesbians are so fucked with this hoodie thing.\u201d

— Jill Kushner (@Jill Kushner) 1332532624

\u201cAccording to Geraldo Rivera, Michael Cera is America's most dangerous gang member.\u201d

— Mike Drucker (@Mike Drucker) 1332526204

\u201c"If she didn't want to be eaten by a wolf, then why did she wear that little red riding hood?" - Geraldo reading to preschoolers\u201d

— Chris Schleicher (@Chris Schleicher) 1332529580