Best Tweet Ever Geraldo Most Wanted

Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For daily updates, join the more than 5,000 people who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter. If you're a little behind on the Geraldo news, check out the clip at the bottom of the article.

And now a post from your host:

\u201cI keep my hood inside my pants because of shit like this.\u201d
— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1332535188

Number 10:

\u201cLegally I'm only attracted to Justin Timberlake starting with the "Bye Bye Bye" video.\u201d
— Sean Brewster (@Sean Brewster) 1332314970

Number 9:

\u201cDrag shows make me a little uncomfortable because it's like a lot of attention on not me.\u201d
— Randy Rainbow (@Randy Rainbow) 1332129321

Number 8:

\u201c"I like my men like I like my women: Both."-bisexuals\u201d
— Zack (@Zack) 1332188482

Number 7:

Kind of sad that a modern day Titanic love story would probably take place on Carnival cruise ship.
-- Maggie (@maggsd) March 20, 2012

Number 6:

\u201cWorried that when I turn 65, I'll immediately start finding the men on The Golden Girls attractive.\u201d
— Louis Peitzman (@Louis Peitzman) 1332317159

Number 5:

\u201cIt's not fair that all those kids in Africa and Asia get to play hunger games while American kids are stuck playing childhood obesity games.\u201d
— God (Not a Parody, Actually God) (@God (Not a Parody, Actually God)) 1332166693

Number 4:

\u201cWith all the racial tension and homophobia these days maybe the solution is to go back to just making fun of blondes.\u201d
— mark normand (@mark normand) 1332515988

Number 3:

\u201cLesbians are so fucked with this hoodie thing.\u201d
— Jill Kushner (@Jill Kushner) 1332532624

Number 2:

\u201cAccording to Geraldo Rivera, Michael Cera is America's most dangerous gang member.\u201d
— Mike Drucker (@Mike Drucker) 1332526204

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

\u201c"If she didn't want to be eaten by a wolf, then why did she wear that little red riding hood?" - Geraldo reading to preschoolers\u201d
— Chris Schleicher (@Chris Schleicher) 1332529580

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