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Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians and their straight allies. Join the more than 5,200 people who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter for your daily dose of LOLs. (And if you're already following us, it couldn't hurt to tweet a mention to your followers.)And now a post from your host:
\u201cI'm gonna eat you out of house and home isn't a great pick up line guys.\u201d— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1333896108
Number 10:
Number 9:
\u201cThought there was some audio issue with Game of Thrones, but then I realized I was just hearing the sound of my own incessant squealing.\u201d— Louis Peitzman (@Louis Peitzman) 1334074894
Number 8:
\u201cIt\u2019s funny how everyone thinks Paula Abdul is crazy now, but in the 90s when she was attracted to an animated skat cat, no one said a thing.\u201d— Joelle Boucai (@Joelle Boucai) 1334072927
Number 6:
You shouldn't ask me to hold your baby. I can't even hold a pen for 10 secs without unknowingly mangling the cap with my teeth...
-- TO33IE (@TheTobbie)
Number 5:
\u201cCan we start calling the Kanye and Kim Kardashian couple: the KKK?\u201d— Matt Besser (@Matt Besser) 1334245528
Number 4:
\u201c"I've seen my uncle's penis." - the subtext of every American Apparel advertisement\u201d— Dick Rentals (@Dick Rentals) 1334019991
Number 3:
\u201cIt's hard to see how why Mitt Romney isn't connecting with women. He's been wearing momjeans for months.\u201d— L O L G O P (@L O L G O P) 1334182953
Number 2:
\u201cHD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are.\u201d— blank (@blank) 1321162382
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