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Are you still trying to convince your conservative parents to support gay marriage? One of our favorite tweeters, LOLGOP, might've just found its most effective slogan yet.
The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians and their straight allies. New jokes are posted every day on Twitter. Join the more than 5,700 people who already follow @gaysayer.
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\u201cI keep bumping into women at this crowded parade and calling it sex later on the phone with my friends.\u201d— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1340499789
\u201cI wonder if Target carries those L-shaped sheets that people on TV have sex under.\u201d— Hugh Morris (@Hugh Morris) 1340088275
\u201cBefore the word "celebutante," I wasted so much time trying to refer to celebrity debutantes.\u201d— Chris Schleicher (@Chris Schleicher) 1339609568
\u201cMasturbation is a perfectly normal part of human life just not on Channing Tatum's front porch according to my arresting officer\u201d— Zack (@Zack) 1340151593
\u201cWhat do we want?\nTime Travel!\nWhen do we want it?\nThat's irrelevant!\u201d— Craving (@Craving) 1337277100
\u201cI feel sorry for the gay couple named Adam & Steve.\u201d— PhilLaysheO (@PhilLaysheO) 1340479928
\u201cThere's one other person in this theater besides me. Thought I would break the ice so I shouted, "LONELINESS, HUH?!" He ignored me.\u201d— Mary Charlene (@Mary Charlene) 1340479403
Took my sons to see the Chippendales dancers. What the fuck, Disney?-- Jeff Dikembe Mufasa (@jeff_ratfamily) June 18, 2012
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