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Blanche Week Finale! Jodie Foster and RuPaul Jokes
Blanche Week Finale! Jodie Foster and RuPaul Jokes
We're finishing our week of celebrity roasts with a double blanching!
Remember, we only roast the ones we love and today's celebrities are no exception. Our Twitter followers have posted their best jokes about drag superstar, RuPaul, and (maybe out?) Academy Award winner, Jodie Foster.
While you're voting, remember that you can still vote on any of our previous Blanche Week jokes! The jokester with the most overall votes will be crowned, "Best Blancher Ever" next week.
In no particular order, here are the top jokes about RuPaul and Jodie Foster. Vote for your favorite at the bottom of the page! Vote as often as you like; irrational obsessive behavior is encouraged by Gaysayer.
\u201c@gaysayer What's the difference between RuPaul and a Pall Mall, you can get a good drag out of a Pall Mall. #blanched\u201d— Rob Nolan (@Rob Nolan) 1370621632
\u201c"You Better Work" is something Ru Paul says to hobos who ask him for change. #blanched\u201d— The Connie Howe (@The Connie Howe) 1370544898
\u201cSomewhere in RuPaul's attic, there's a portrait of George Foreman that's really starting to look rough. #StevieTV\u201d— Ah! L\u00e9 Jandro (@Ah! L\u00e9 Jandro) 1369916795
\u201cGuys which movie was it that Jodie Foster played a driven, fiercely independent woman facing some kind of adversity? #Blanched\u201d— Eric Hahn (@Eric Hahn) 1370368038
\u201cJodie Foster has such a powerful presence, after working with her in Panic Room, Kristin Stewart's expression never changed again. #StevieTV\u201d— Ah! L\u00e9 Jandro (@Ah! L\u00e9 Jandro) 1369836407
\u201cGot stuck in the bathroom talking to Jodie Foster for 3 hours because she was using the urinal next to mine. #StevieTV\u201d— Zack (@Zack) 1369863732
When Jodie Foster came out, it shocked people. Then those 3 people went back to living their lives in the small town of Oblivious #StevieTV
-- Rock Manor (@GayLaughs) May 29, 2013
