Best Tweets: Chris Christie and Liz Cheney Compete for 'Biggest Bridge Burner'

This week in Best Tweets: Shia LeBeouf retires, Liz Cheney has second thoughts about destroying her family, Chris Christie crawls under a bridge, and it turns out Jenny McCarthy isn't a doctor!

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\u201cFox News now celebrating the Christie administration's 132nd day without creating a purposeful traffic jam.\u201d
— L O L G O P (@L O L G O P) 1389303323

\u201cVery disappointed to learn that Chris Christie is the first Republican to ever shut something down because he didn't get his way.\u201d
— Aaron Burdette (@Aaron Burdette) 1389306138

\u201cI hope Chris Christie apologizes in skywriting.\u201d
— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1389304810

\u201cBoth of Dick Cheney's daughters are out.\u201d
— Dan Savage (@Dan Savage) 1389022528

\u201cHoping the serious Cheney family health issue isn't the result of Liz throwing Mary under the bus.\u201d
— L O L G O P (@L O L G O P) 1389014268

\u201cShia LaBeouf says he's "retiring from all public life." Great, now he's stealing from J.D. Salinger.\u201d
— Warren Holstein (@Warren Holstein) 1389367002

\u201cIf one more person asks me how my holidays were, I SWEAR TO GOD I'm gonna say "Fine" then politely ask how theirs were.\u201d
— Megan Beth Koester (@Megan Beth Koester) 1389137606