18 Tweets That Point Out the Absurdity of the Hobby Lobby Ruling

\u201can illustrated guide to american personhood. #scotus #HobbyLobby\u201d

— sarah baker (@sarah baker) 1404144244

\u201c.@HobbyLobbyStore My Aunt Jane has breast cancer. "Doctors" recommend surgery but we'd rather you told her what to do.\u201d

— rob delaney (@rob delaney) 1404145662

\u201cNot planning on getting pregnant until I can decide whether I want a boy or a corporation #HobbyLobby #SCOTUS\u201d

— Katie Compa \ud83d\udc7e (@Katie Compa \ud83d\udc7e) 1404141766

\u201cNext up: Employers won't pay for breast cancer exams because breasts are an evil temptation to men per the bible. #SCOTUS\u201d

— \ud83d\uddfd Liz Gumbinner (@\ud83d\uddfd Liz Gumbinner) 1404139228

\u201cHeard that Judy Blume's new book is about a little girl who dreams of being a corporation so that she will be treated like a person.\u201d

— rachna fruchbom (@rachna fruchbom) 1404145768

\u201cHobby Lobby makes my healthcare decisions & Martha Stewart does my taxes & JoAnn (Fabric) is my lawyer.\u201d

— Cameron Esposito (@Cameron Esposito) 1404154941

\u201cHobby Lobby's new motto: "Be crafty and just use the pull out method."\u201d

— Shawn Pelofsky (@Shawn Pelofsky) 1404154250

\u201cWhat religion is Starbucks?\u201d

— Guy Branum (@Guy Branum) 1404152952

\u201cNot to worry. I'm sure savvy Hobby Lobby employees will be able to figure out how to convert a dreamcatcher into a diaphragm.\u201d

— Warren Holstein (@Warren Holstein) 1404152562

\u201cIn their defense #HobbyLobby does offer a wide variety of DIY chastity belts.\u201d

— Abbi Crutchfield (@Abbi Crutchfield) 1404145364

\u201cIt\u2019s unfortunate that the most convenient place to buy materials for protest signs is Hobby Lobby.\u201d

— Noah Garfinkel (@Noah Garfinkel) 1404156838