Modern Family Director Live-Tweets a Plane Passenger's Drunken Meltdown

\u201cSitting behind the worst person in the world.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964327

\u201cShe was watching Hawaii 5.0 so loudly in her earphones that her seat mate asked her to turn it down. Worst move he ever made.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964403

\u201cShe apologized in the loudest, drunkest voice ever "SORRY ITS MY 1ST TIME NOT IN 1ST CLASS" & hasn't stopped talking since.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964503

\u201cI want to use mind control to make the flight attendant put tranquilizers in the double rum & coke she just ordered.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964584

\u201cShe keeps saying "I know David Guetta" in a prideful way.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964632

\u201cI'm tweeting this so one of you will fund my defense team at my eventual murder trial.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964696

\u201cYou guys, she goes to Vegas all the time and her table is always next to the DJ.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964813

\u201cAfter saying "MY ARAB FRIENDS" so many times she slurred "is that SO racist?" then kept on saying it\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411964901

\u201cShe missed her intended flight and ended up here. She has a window seat and I'm in a middle. The universe has wronged me.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411965001

\u201cShe invited herself on her seat mate's Vegas trip.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411965089

\u201cIt baffles her that her seat mate doesn't drink. She's GRILLING him about it and sloshing her drink at him and I think trying to bone him\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411965222

\u201c"I feel like in Dubai every car I sat in is a Range Rover." - this girl\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411965397

\u201cShe said "I have a very racist view of all Middle East." She's talking to a middle Eastern man, also mocking his accent.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411965670

\u201cAfter awkward silence following a particularly racist comment miraculously came, "anyways am I talking your ear off?" & trying to bone again\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411965959

\u201cShe keeps trying to take his photo & claims he looks just like her friend who's GORGEOUS.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411966559

\u201c97th time she's asked "YOU DONT DRINK DO YOU?!"\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411966621

\u201cI refuse to believe this girl has any friends.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411966683

\u201cShe's throwing business cards at him.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411966778

\u201c"Oh those are my Tom Fords."\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411966855

\u201cShe thought she lost her shoes then whooped loudly when she found them as if they weren't 6 inches in front of her.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967094

\u201cShe just went to the bathroom. My greatest hope is she passes out in there for the duration of the flight.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967157

\u201cI forgot the joy of silence there for a while.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967330

\u201cI can hear her trying to beg the flight attendant in back for something, undoubtedly world peace. I'm kidding it's vodka.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967523

\u201cFantasizing about the part in the movie Airplane! where passengers lined up with weapons. She's back.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967618

\u201cShe just returned with beer and made her seat mates listen to a toast. She calls them "buddy" now.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967696

\u201cDuring her time in the bathroom, she forgot if her seat mate drinks or not. Again.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967735

\u201cShe asked if he's ever been to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967887

\u201cShe said to him "ill take you. We can never be together but we'll be good friends." He has to be distraught.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411967937

\u201cHer Hawaii 5.0 is back on. May it lull her into the deepest sleep a train wreck has ever known.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411968007

\u201cNow she's cackling and clapping at The Mysteries of Laura.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411969178

\u201cShe's taken control of her seat mate's TV and is making him watch The Mysteries of Laura.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411969391

\u201cShe's listing all the things she wouldn't be allowed to do in her seat mate's country. She should go there if the list includes speaking.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411969628

\u201cShe is taking 20 minutes to pay for her new drink. The flight attendant may rob me of the joy of this murder.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411969855

\u201cShe's pointing stuff out to seat mate on the interactive map. "The only thing good here is Vegas."\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970266

\u201cYou guys she just slipped up and revealed she's been married before and is freaking out now in the aftermath.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970302

\u201cSomeone married her.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970317

\u201cShe just kissed his neck twice. Look out.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970526

\u201cThe guy in front of her just shouted at her. He's a true hero.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970582

\u201cThe couple in front of her are shouting at her. She's slurring "what is first class? I've never been on it."\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970755

\u201cShe called this guy's wife classless and "to shut the F up"\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970788

\u201cShe called his wife a bitch. I don't think I'll have to kill her.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970816

\u201c"This is what the F happens when you don't fly first class." she shrieked.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411970970

\u201cThe flight attendant is confronting her abt several complaints made about her and says if she has another incident she's calling authorities\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411971571

\u201cHer response was "they're not on my level anyway"\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411971619

\u201cThen she muttered "bitch" and it's getting very real\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411971662

\u201cShe's confronting the people in front of her again with many "shut the F ups". I can't wait to see her in cuffs.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411971850

\u201cPolice are meeting the aircraft.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411971883

\u201c"I'm not allowed to talk any more." she talked.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411971969

\u201cI'm starting to think Abdul won't marry her!\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411971997

\u201cI think she's passed out on Abdul.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411972357

\u201cWe've landed. She confirmed with Abdul that he has her digits. Don't hold your breath, Nadia. Her name is Nadia.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411973830

\u201cShe's trying to use her phone but she's so wasted she doesn't realize the flashlight is on.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411973985

\u201cGod only knows what she's texting her "friends"\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411974006

\u201cA police car just pulled up.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411974041

\u201cLoud phone call. Surprising.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411974181

\u201cThe amount of empty Titos vodka bottles under her seat was CHILLING.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411974827

\u201cAbdul sits at baggage claim, naked and afraid, looking over his shoulder constantly. LOL\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411974938

\u201cNot to be too Nadia about this, but I wish Abdul could have a stiff drink right about now.\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1411976031

\u201cA fellow passenger found and tweeted me this pic of #Nadia post everything. the Internet wins! https://t.co/QVPBtL68ki\u201d

— Ryan Case (@Ryan Case) 1412025897