One Day in Big Gaylarious America

12 a.m. Chicago -- "Celebrating the Denver Bronco win late into the night by singing Heart's "Crazy on You" karaoke style. (Yes, those are pom-poms.)" - Bill Cruz

1:49 a.m. Los Angeles -- "It's Manscaping Monday! A Persian gay's work is never done." -- Matthew Nouriel

2:20 a.m. Los Angeles -- Comics Teddy Margas (left) and Mikey Scott working hard striking the stage after the Mikey & Teddy Comedy Hour.

10:05 a.m. New York City -- Adam Sank undergoes an EKG in preparation for his upcoming deviated septum surgery.

10:35 a.m. "Lesbian checklist #2037: Waiting on an ex for coffee. About to transform another former date into a friendship." -- Mimi Gonzalez

10:37 a.m. Los Angeles -- "Just for fun -- 'cause you know I make so much money doing theater and comedy -- I shoot castings for photo campaigns. I've been in the biz for more years than I care to count and I've seen most of the models I photograph grow from childhood to sluthood." -- Diana Yanez

10:40 a.m. Minneapolis -- Maggie Faris is either winning or losing a game at the dog park.

11 a.m. Dallas -- Zack Wintin hasn't quite mastered the art of shaving.

11:31 a.m. Los Angeles -- "Eating my carb-filled lunch where no one can see me." -- Scott Backman

11:42 a.m. Newark, Del. -- "I am traveling, but my next show isn't until tomorrow ... so I'm spending the day at the hotel in my Superman onesie." -- Jeffrey Jay

12:00 p.m. Cedar Rapids, Iowa -- Chris Doucette tours the campus to prep for his show at Coe College.

12:30 p.m. Brooklyn, N.Y. - "Trying to figure out what to wear to the OUT100 party. Pants, I guess." -- Jami Smith

1 p.m. New York City -- "Celebrating my mom's birthday at the Blue Note. She's so patient." -- Robin Cloud

1:35 p.m. Los Angeles -- "Starbucks for lunch. Yes, it's stereotypical. Don't judge me." -- R.J. Aguiar

2 p.m. Chicago -- "Dreaming of ponies and Tom Hiddleston for my afternoon nap." -- Adam Guerino

2:15 p.m. New York City -- Mike Gillerman is stuck at the Apple store.

2:30 p.m. Queens, N.Y. -- Britton Saffer takes his roommate's dog Billie to the new dog park in Long Island City. A roommate dog is the best: all the joy but not the responsibility.

2:30 p.m. Chattanooga, Tenn. -- Jerry Harvey is having a relaxing autumn Monday at a cabin in the woods.

2:43 p.m. Somewhere in Massachusetts - "Taking selfies on the Turnpike. It's not texting and driving is dangerous yes yes I am steering with my knees. I'm an outlaw." -- Kristen Becker

6 p.m. Chicago -- "Eyes burning from waiting on a delayed flight all day, but I'd rather my eyes burn than my..." -- Sampson McCormick

7:44 p.m. Los Angeles, -- "Movember, day 11. This shit is getting real, folks!" -- H. Alan Scott

9:30 p.m. Los Angeles -- "Recorded an episode of WhamBamPow, the action/scifi movie podcast I do with Rhea Butcher and Ricky Carmona. We reviewed Thor: The Dark World, which was no good. WhamBamPow, however, is always great. Here we are right after recording at MaxFunHQ." -- Cameron Esposito (pictured between Ricky and Rhea)

9:47 p.m. New York City -- "Giddy grrrls giggling alfresco on the roof of the Kimberly Hotel." -- Brandy Rowell

10 p.m. Boston -- Emma Willmann is getting ready for dinner with a friend.

10:46 p.m. West Hollywood -- Justin Martindale is listening to Sutton Foster and enjoying WeHo's finest well wine.

11 p.m. Somewhere between California and Mexico -- "This was taken last night after our shows with Atlantis Events on the Carnival Miracle. Erin Foley, Dixie Longate, and Poppy Champlin post show fun!!" -- Erin Foley

11:08 p.m. New York City -- Graham Nolan relaxes after a long day.

11:59 p.m. New York City -- Frank Liotti was performing at the Stand Comedy Club.