12 a.m. Chicago — “Celebrating the Denver Bronco win late into the night by singing Heart's "Crazy on You" karaoke style. (Yes, those are pom-poms.)” – Bill Cruz
1:49 a.m. Los Angeles — “It’s Manscaping Monday! A Persian gay's work is never done.” — Matthew Nouriel
2:20 a.m. Los Angeles — Comics Teddy Margas (left) and Mikey Scott working hard striking the stage after the Mikey & Teddy Comedy Hour.
10:05 a.m. New York City — Adam Sank undergoes an EKG in preparation for his upcoming deviated septum surgery.
10:35 a.m. “Lesbian checklist #2037: Waiting on an ex for coffee. About to transform another former date into a friendship.” — Mimi Gonzalez
10:37 a.m. Los Angeles — “Just for fun — 'cause you know I make so much money doing theater and comedy — I shoot castings for photo campaigns. I've been in the biz for more years than I care to count and I've seen most of the models I photograph grow from childhood to sluthood.” — Diana Yanez