Despite the
demographic-busting success of the Nintendo Wii, video
gaming can still feel like a man's world -- and
a straight man's, at that. Aside from options
in games like The Sims and Bully, gay characters are almost
wholly absent from video games, and the homophobic patter
heard on Xbox Live is reason enough to think that
won't change anytime soon. Still, as websites
like the indispensable Gay Gamer do their part to nudge
queer gamers out of the closet, are there any games
coming out that at least include a gay sensibility?
I hadn't
thought so until Gay Gamer lavished praise on Buzz! The
Hollywood Quiz (PlayStation 2), calling it "the
gayest party game ever." The latest in a series
of casual trivia games, this Buzz! installment focuses
on film, peppering up to eight players with questions both
easy and difficult (if you're at all
well-versed in movies, you'll want to play at
the "Film Fanatic" difficulty level).
Eschewing the typical PS2 controller, Buzz! ships with
a one-handed buzzer covered in brightly colored
buttons -- clearly a ploy to attract the casual
audience burned out by complicated video games.
But is it gay? To
find out, I invited a bunch of gay friends over, plied
them with beer, and handed them each a Buzz! controller. We
were all primed to expect some subtly gay trivia (the
Gay Gamer review cites one such query about the color
of Elizabeth Taylor's eyes), but our initial
play-through yielded nothing along those lines, other than
the game's computerized host dubbing Player
2's showing to be "fabulous." In fact,
other than a rare question about Barbra Streisand, we were
answering questions about war movies, fratty comedies,
and Dolph Lundgren (incidentally, fully two thirds of
the answers in the latter category were Universal
Soldier. Time to find a new agent, Dolph).
Though the
questions were often well-constructed (the game boasts
5,000, and a memory card will insure you're not
asked the same question twice), the presentation was
the game's biggest failing. Its poor pacing, with
long load times and unskippable segues between games, means
you're likely to spend more time watching Buzz!
than playing it. Much of that time will be spent in
the company of computerized host Buzz, whose patter is so
corny (and repeated so often) that it prompted groans and
head-shaking from my friends. "Goddamn,
he's so lame," growled my friend James. The
only intentional laugh the game got was when we learned we
could (mercifully) skip the explanations from show
assistant Rose, prompting her to cross her arms and
pout.
Buzz! is the sort
of game that demands a big group of players (the
single-player mode lacks variety, and certain multiplayer
rounds fall flat unless you have more than two
players), so it's a shame that its frequent
lapses caused us to lose our -- well, buzz. With a tighter,
quicker presentation and better banter, we'd take a
second look, but until then, Buzz! The Hollywood Quiz
stands no chance of becoming our gay party staple.