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Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For previous editions of this series, check out the Comedy section. Or follow @gaysayer on Twitter now if you want daily updates.
And now a post from your host:
\u201cMom sent me Drakkar Noir deodorant for Christmas. I guess she thinks date rape is her only shot at grandchildren.\u201d— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1324163114
Number 10:
\u201cThe third Wise Man was, not that bright, but "The Two Wise Men and One Who Learns At His Own Pace" didn't sound right.\u201d— Paula Poundstone (@Paula Poundstone) 1324620166
Number 9:
\u201cI don't know what to give my nieces and nephews since they're in jr high. Think it'll be the usual: gift certificates to the Pleasure Chest.\u201d— One Mean Queen (@One Mean Queen) 1324176458
Number 8:
\u201cHow many mall Santas are bears? Like 90%, right?\u201d— rob delaney (@rob delaney) 1324240844
Number 7:
\u201cMaking a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who I'm unfriending from high school.\u201d— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) 1324621602
Number 6:
Number 5:
\u201cIt never feels like Christmas until I see two white people fighting over the last loaf of gluten-free ginger cookies at Trader Joe's.\u201d— Rex Huppke (@Rex Huppke) 1324497656
Number 4:
\u201cOut of all of Santa's reindeer, the one that sounds most like a street name for crystal meth is all of them.\u201d— Megan Amram (@Megan Amram) 1324489762
Number 3:
\u201cNothing says "I don't know anything about your life anymore" like sending a family member a Hickory Farms Gift Basket for Christmas.\u201d— Scott Luhrs (@Scott Luhrs) 1324501754
Number 2:
\u201cMake sure your bathroom is comfortable, you never know how long you and your fake diarrhea might have to live in there. #Christmas\u201d— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1324618377
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