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Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For previous editions of this series, check out the Comedy section. Or join the more than 3,500 people who follow @gaysayer on Twitter now for daily updates.
A post from your host:
Number 9:
\u201cI tried having phone sex with this guy who's really flamboyant.\n\nHe asked, "Who are you wearing?"\u201d— Dick Rentals (@Dick Rentals) 1327178997
Number 8:
\u201cWomen's breasts are like martinis, one isn't enough and three are too many.\u201d— Laughing Lesbian (@Laughing Lesbian) 1327537274
Number 7:
Startin a book club in my car today. Interested? Can we use your car? Mine's at home. I'm at the airport. Come get me. There's no book club.
-- Tobbie (@TheTobbie) January 25, 2012
Number 6:
\u201cJust left a note on the ex's car saying "I STILL LOVE YOU" hope it doesn't go unnoticed. I keyed it in pretty deep.\u201d— PhilLaysheO (@PhilLaysheO) 1325724653
Number 5:
Number 4:
\u201cI spend most football games wondering if any of the players have ever heard of Carol Channing.\u201d— Chris Schleicher (@Chris Schleicher) 1327294041
Number 3:
Number 2:
\u201cPretty soon, Grindr will have a function to identify who's inside you.\u201d— Against Bolsonaro (@Against Bolsonaro) 1327682286
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
\u201cTonight the Katherine Heigl Film Festival opens in hell. It will last 100 years. Attendance is mandatory. Man, Satan's good at his job.\u201d— God (Not a Parody, Actually God) (@God (Not a Parody, Actually God)) 1327677925
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