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Best Tweet Ever: Why Hell Would Suck
 Jami Smith
          
          Jan 28, 2012
          
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Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For previous editions of this series, check out the Comedy section. Or join the more than 3,500 people who follow @gaysayer on Twitter now for daily updates.
 
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Number 7:
 
Startin a book club in my car today. Interested? Can we use your car? Mine's at home. I'm at the airport. Come get me. There's no book club.

-- Tobbie (@TheTobbie) January 25, 2012 
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