Gaysayer Best Tweet Ever February 4

Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For previous editions of this series, check out the Comedy section. Or please join the more than 3,800 people who follow @gaysayer on Twitter now for daily updates.

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Number 9:

Number 8:

\u201cI like to play hard to get. I also like to play easy to get. You know what let's just call a spade a spade I'll totally sleep with you.\u201d
— Zack (@Zack) 1327871827

Number 7:

Number 6:

Number 5:

\u201cI wear a beret on top of my sombrero to show people I can be the life of the party but also that I'm a pretentious asshole.\u201d
— Mary Charlene (@Mary Charlene) 1327884779

Number 4:

\u201cBlack History Month is a good time to think about the people who made Justin Timberlake what he is today.\u201d
— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1328132592

Number 3:

\u201cI never sit on disgusting public toilet seats. I climb to the top of the stall, hook an ankle over each side & do my business like a lady.\u201d
— Stacey Nightmare (@Stacey Nightmare) 1328304148

Number 2:

\u201cPaula Abdul was fired from "The X Factor." She would have kept her job if it had been called "The Rx Factor."\u201d
— Joan Rivers (@Joan Rivers) 1328115501

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

Meanwhile....... In San Francisco.... residents gather around Richard Simmons' ass....patiently waiting for the groundhog to emerge
-- Bachi Bawlz (@BachiBawlz)
February 2, 2012

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