Best Tweet Ever: Being a Groundhog Isn’t Always Glamorous
BY Jami Smith
February 04 2012 7:00 AM ET
Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians — and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For previous editions of this series, check out the Comedy section. Or please join the more than 3,800 people who follow @gaysayer on Twitter now for
A post from your host:
If you'd like it rough, I'll bite my nails.
— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) February 3, 2012
"I legit peed myself." - Snooki, a girl who makes way more money than you do.— Sean Brewster (@TheSeanBrewster) February 3, 2012
Fully broke a sweat lip syncing while walking down the street. In my defense I am doing a PERFECT JOB.— gabe liedman (@gabeliedman) January 30, 2012
I like to play hard to get. I also like to play easy to get. You know what let's just call a spade a spade I'll totally sleep with you.— Zackary what? (@Zackblows) January 29, 2012
The Oscar nominees this year should have been Ryan Gosling in "Drive" and me in "Ryan Gosling."— James Garrett (@BuddyFaceHead) February 1, 2012
UGH, only medium-looking people are lax on Facebook security.— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) January 30, 2012
I wear a beret on top of my sombrero to show people I can be the life of the party but also that I'm a pretentious asshole.— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) January 30, 2012
Black History Month is a good time to think about the people who made Justin Timberlake what he is today.— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) February 1, 2012
I never sit on disgusting public toilet seats. I climb to the top of the stall, hook an ankle over each side & do my business like a lady.— Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) February 3, 2012
Paula Abdul was fired from "The X Factor." She would have kept her job if it had been called "The Rx Factor."— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) February 1, 2012
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
Meanwhile....... In San Francisco.... residents gather around Richard Simmons' ass....patiently waiting for the groundhog to emerge— Bachi Bawlz (@BachiBawlz) February 2, 2012
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