Best Tweet Ever: Kirk Cameron’s 15 Minutes Is Up (Again)

\u201cYou forgot to ask David Faustino and Jaleel White what they think of gay rights. I won't rest until everyone weighs in.\u201d

— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1330993113

\u201cI would slap you, but I don't want to get slut on my hand.\u201d

— David Robert (@David Robert) 1330555838

\u201cThe real story of "The Hurt Locker" is actually about my drawer filled with vibrators and discounted chocolates.\u201d

— Larisa (@Larisa) 1330959554

\u201cYou have NO idea how hard it is to explain to a cat that you're trying to date again.\u201d

— lauren caltagirone (@lauren caltagirone) 1331273268

\u201c"Tomorrow, on Oprah." -Oprah picking out tomorrow's outfit\u201d

— Bridger Winegar (@Bridger Winegar) 1331183956

\u201cI call it being asked for 4 billion favors a day by a bunch of suck-ups. You call it prayer.\u201d

— God (Not a Parody, Actually God) (@God (Not a Parody, Actually God)) 1330743663

\u201cThe couple that spray tans together probably binge drinks together.\u201d

— Mary Charlene (@Mary Charlene) 1330895805

\u201cRush makes me ashamed to be a middleaged white man and Kirk Cameron makes me ashamed to be a failed actor. We don't all think like that NoH8\u201d

— Craig Ferguson (@Craig Ferguson) 1330823051

\u201cMy defense of civil liberties brings all the boys to the yard\u201d

— Ron Paul's Drag Race (@Ron Paul's Drag Race) 1330722301

\u201cGive a Republican a fish and he'll think he learned how to fish. Teach him to fish and he'll call you socialist.\u201d

— L O L G O P (@L O L G O P) 1331051528