11 Reasons That Debate Was a Good Laugh
Liberals on MSNBC were mired in either a state of depression or revulsion after President Obama's sometimes passive debate performance.
But on the @gaysayer comedy feed (which you should follow for live tweets from these debates), our comedians were more amused than angry. Here are 11 of the best reasons for Chris Matthews to let out a big LOL.
"I love Big Birds. I just flipped one to 47% of you."
— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) October 4, 2012
Romney: "I disagree with your decision to marry Michelle. On Day One, I'll reverse it." #debate
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) October 4, 2012
"Fuck this I'm going to dinner by myself." -Michelle Obama
— Bob Powers (@bobpowers1) October 4, 2012
Romney was fascinated with the coin toss because it's been a long time since he's seen a coin up close. #MockTheVote
— Erik Shmerik (@evilmonkeymt) October 4, 2012
— Lianna Carrera (@LiannaC) October 4, 2012
Jim Leher: Both of you have spoken abt a lot of different things. I'm frightened & confused. My eyes have no pupils. Where am I? #debate
— Barbara Haynes (@barbhaynes) October 4, 2012
— Chris Doucette (@Chris_Doucette) October 4, 2012
Democrats: OBAMA IS WINNING!Republicans: ROMNEY IS WINNING!Tea Party: THERE'S A MORMON AND A MUSLIM ON TV!!
— Not a Real Hooker (@WordsOfaHooker) October 4, 2012
"I apologize for saying 'poor kids'.I meant 'ragamuffins.' Or 'guttersnipes.' Or perhaps 'urchins.' Adorable urchins." #debate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 4, 2012
Some good points from Romney but I disagree that “every women of breeding age should have a mini-prison built around her uterus.”
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 4, 2012
Romney's crush list: Coal, Green Energy, Dead-eyed blond women, golden tablets. #debate2012
— Guy Branum (@guybranum) October 4, 2012