Best Tweet Ever

\u201cDon't have any plans for new year's probs just gonna have a quiet night in texting my exes "I can still taste your lips :'( <33" as usual\u201d

— Zack (@Zack) 1325111338

\u201cToday, Marcus Bachmann reaffirmed his belief that marriage is a sacred institution reserved for one closeted gay man and one crazy bitch.\u201d

— Dick Rentals (@Dick Rentals) 1324077904

\u201cSmall difference between a lady and a woman. HUGE difference between a cat lady and a Catwoman.\u201d

— Megan Amram (@Megan Amram) 1324177149

\u201cI've decided to start calling hangovers "wine flu", it's much more dignified.\u201d

— lola jane reid (@lola jane reid) 1324477392

\u201c"This is where the magic happens." - Harry Potter walking into his bedroom and every other room on MTV Cribs.\u201d

— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) 1324674956

\u201c"Spread it open as wide as you can. Okay now hold still." - Georgia O'Keeffe\u201d

— Mary Charlene (@Mary Charlene) 1325218406