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Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. Follow @gaysayer on Twitter now if you want daily updates.

And now a post from your host:

Number 9:

\u201cDon't have any plans for new year's probs just gonna have a quiet night in texting my exes "I can still taste your lips :'( <33" as usual\u201d
— Zack (@Zack) 1325111338

Number 8:

\u201cToday, Marcus Bachmann reaffirmed his belief that marriage is a sacred institution reserved for one closeted gay man and one crazy bitch.\u201d
— Dick Rentals (@Dick Rentals) 1324077904

Number 7:

Number 6:

\u201cSmall difference between a lady and a woman. HUGE difference between a cat lady and a Catwoman.\u201d
— Megan Amram (@Megan Amram) 1324177149

Number 5:

\u201cI've decided to start calling hangovers "wine flu", it's much more dignified.\u201d
— lola jane reid (@lola jane reid) 1324477392

Number 4:

Number 3:

\u201c"This is where the magic happens." - Harry Potter walking into his bedroom and every other room on MTV Cribs.\u201d
— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) 1324674956

Number 2:

Just opened a bottle of wine and threw the cork in the garbage. That's called "confidence".
-- rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) December 31, 2011

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

\u201c"Spread it open as wide as you can. Okay now hold still." - Georgia O'Keeffe\u201d
— Mary Charlene (@Mary Charlene) 1325218406

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