Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians and their straight allies. Join the more than 5,200 people who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter for your daily dose of LOLs. (And if you're already following us, it couldn't hurt to tweet a mention to your followers.)And now a post from your host:
I'm gonna eat you out of house and home isn't a great pick up line guys.
— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) April 8, 2012
I really celebrate the fact that if i'm ever caught looking at a woman inappropriately, it will be because I'm a lesbian an not a perv.
— Lianna Carrera (@LiannaC) April 11, 2012
Thought there was some audio issue with Game of Thrones, but then I realized I was just hearing the sound of my own incessant squealing.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) April 10, 2012
It’s funny how everyone thinks Paula Abdul is crazy now, but in the 90s when she was attracted to an animated skat cat, no one said a thing.
— Joelle Boucai (@Bitterjojo) April 10, 2012
In Arizona, life now begins when you sign up on OKCupid.
— Annabel Oakes (@annabeloakes) April 11, 2012
You shouldn't ask me to hold your baby. I can't even hold a pen for 10 secs without unknowingly mangling the cap with my teeth...
Can we start calling the Kanye and Kim Kardashian couple: the KKK?
— Matt Besser (@MattBesser) April 12, 2012
"I've seen my uncle's penis." - the subtext of every American Apparel advertisement
— Nick Stadler (@NickadooLA) April 10, 2012
It's hard to see how why Mitt Romney isn't connecting with women. He's been wearing momjeans for months.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) April 11, 2012
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are.
— who cupped my boobs? (@CandyWarhole) November 13, 2011
Romney: "I have nothing but respect for women.I'm good friends with the owners of some." — Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) April 12, 2012
Romney: "I have nothing but respect for women.I'm good friends with the owners of some."
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) April 12, 2012