Best Tweet Ever Explains What Not to Use for Stuffing Your Pants at Pride

Pride month is about celebrating acceptance and tolerance... right after a few more digs about Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney. Then, totally back to acceptance and tolerance.

Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians and their straight allies. New jokes are posted every day on Twitter. Join the more than 5,600 people who already follow @gaysayer.

And now a post from your host:

\u201cHappy Pride and Prejudice month, gays and dads!\u201d
— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1339459140

Number 10:

\u201csome dude: "hey, we're wearing the same tshirt from the gap." me: "you shop in the gaylady section, too?"\u201d
— The SoCalian (@The SoCalian) 1338752417

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Number 8:

\u201cNever doubt Newt Gingrich's powers of persuasion. He did manage to convince three women to marry him, that we know of.\u201d
— L O L G O P (@L O L G O P) 1339008050

Number 7:

Obama: "I misspoke when I said the private sector was doing fine. What I meant to say was that Mitt Romney is a dick."
-- Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport)
June 11, 2012

Number 6:

\u201cI can't understand why the Nike store's "vodka drinking couch pants" are labeled "yoga pants".\u201d
— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1339444407

Number 5:

\u201cI feel like people would take clinical depression more seriously if we started calling it Frown Syndrome.\u201d
— rob delaney (@rob delaney) 1339280045

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Number 2:

\u201cYou can one-up everyone at a gay pride parade by writing \u201cNo H9\u201d on your face.\u201d
— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) 1339279180

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

\u201cI would like to apologize to everyone who was affected by my gay pride yesterday. Also, a highlighter broke in my shorts.\u201d
— Guy Branum (@Guy Branum) 1339452278