Gaysayer Comedians Translate Latest Round of He Said He Said

As the debates heat up, so do the political zingers. Thankfully, our Gaysayer comedians translated some of Mitt Romney's policies on women, gun control, and job creation. Rest assured we screened binders of comedians for this important debate analysis, and we were just shocked by the number of qualified candidates.

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\u201c"Hey, I love coal. I've made millions by turning it into diamonds in my butt."\u201d
— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1350437615

\u201cMitt Romney: I will make sure women can make dinner.\u201d
— L O L G O P (@L O L G O P) 1350438087

\u201c"A loveless marriage is the key to decreasing gun violence. I've never fired a weapon!" ~ Mitt Romney #debate\u201d
— Naomi Ekperigin (@Naomi Ekperigin) 1350440538

\u201cMitt Romney: "I believe in equal pay for women-- by outlawing abortions women'll be able to trap rich men into marriage with rich husbands."\u201d
— Top Conservative Cat (cat/cat) (@Top Conservative Cat (cat/cat)) 1350438328

\u201cIt must be a fun change of pace for stupid people to be referred to as "undecided voters" this time of year.\u201d
— Tim Siedell (@Tim Siedell) 1350434335

\u201cCNN: In preparation for tonight's "town hall" format, Romney has been gradually acclimating himself to the sight and smell of real people.\u201d
— - (@-) 1350430574

\u201cSuck my pension. #Debate\u201d
— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1350439655

\u201cRomney: "I plan to cut taxes like its the hair of a gay classmate" #debates\u201d
— Tamra Brown (@Tamra Brown) 1350437596

\u201cI have to fact check this, but I'm pretty sure that Romney had five boys because he specifically hates women.\u201d
— Erin Foley (@Erin Foley) 1350438380