Gaysayer Translates Latest Round of He-Said, He-Said

\u201c"Hey, I love coal. I've made millions by turning it into diamonds in my butt."\u201d

— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1350437615

\u201cMitt Romney: I will make sure women can make dinner.\u201d

— L O L G O P (@L O L G O P) 1350438087

\u201c"A loveless marriage is the key to decreasing gun violence. I've never fired a weapon!" ~ Mitt Romney #debate\u201d

— Naomi Ekperigin (@Naomi Ekperigin) 1350440538

\u201cMitt Romney: "I believe in equal pay for women-- by outlawing abortions women'll be able to trap rich men into marriage with rich husbands."\u201d

— Top Conservative Cat (cat/cat) (@Top Conservative Cat (cat/cat)) 1350438328

\u201cIt must be a fun change of pace for stupid people to be referred to as "undecided voters" this time of year.\u201d

— Tim Siedell (@Tim Siedell) 1350434335

\u201cCNN: In preparation for tonight's "town hall" format, Romney has been gradually acclimating himself to the sight and smell of real people.\u201d

— - (@-) 1350430574

\u201cSuck my pension. #Debate\u201d

— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1350439655

\u201cRomney: "I plan to cut taxes like its the hair of a gay classmate" #debates\u201d

— Tamra Brown (@Tamra Brown) 1350437596

\u201cI have to fact check this, but I'm pretty sure that Romney had five boys because he specifically hates women.\u201d

— Erin Foley (@Erin Foley) 1350438380