WATCH: A Game Show LGBT People Wish We Could Stop Winning

In its latest spoof video, Funny or Die imagines a hot new game show called, "Here's How You're Getting F**ked," where the grand prize is bigotry. Women, minorities, and LGBT people clean up in this game. Sorry white dude whose biggest problem is "too many types of pizzas," you don't stand a chance.

(By the way, the gay contestant here is being played by filmmaker Adam Shankman.)

Watch the video below: