Funny or Die Country Song: Gotta Know Who's Next to You in the Bathroom

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Funny or Die Country Song: Gotta Know Who's Next to You in the Bathroom
A transgender person in the bathroom might make certain people pee-shy, says a new satirical song.
 Elizabeth Daley
          
          Jun 20, 2016
          
        
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There has been no shortage of comic material following the passage of North Carolina's House Bill 2, a law with many discriminatory aspects, one of which prevents transgender people from using the restrooms in government buildings  that correspond with their gender identity.
In its latest take on bathroom humor, Funny or Die has produced a country song hammering home just how important it is to know who may be "pissin'" or "shittin'" next to you.
Watch the official music video for "When I Unzip My Fly."  
The Transgender Bathroom Song - When I Unzip My Fly (Official Music Video) from Funny Or Die

        
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Funny or Die Country Song: Gotta Know Who's Next to You in the Bathroom

A transgender person in the bathroom might make certain people pee-shy, says a new satirical song.

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