Madonnas 36 Year Old Son Tells All

"On December 24, 1973, a young, 15-year-old girl named Madonna gave birth to a boy in a hospital in Michigan. Now, 36 years later, the best ever kept secret in the history of pop music will be revealed."

So says the opening narrative for a trailer to Material Boy, "in theatres" August 2010. As the trailer suggests, Madonna's 36-year-old son likes to roam the streets naked, pose strapped to a cross, and thrust his pelvis suggestively in the air.

Watch the video here. (NSFW)