Will Wikle Tells How You Can Be a Go-Go Dancer

Will Wikle, a frequent panelist on the here! TV series Threesome, achieved a longtime dream of becoming a celebrated go-go boy in New York City and offers tips to other aspirants, in an article he wrote for Paper magazine.

The 32-year-old former Big Brother contestant recalls that he's wanted to be a dancer since popping his booty as a 7-year-old in front of his baby-sitter while listening to an El DeBarge song, but his dreams were dashed by his conservative parents. Wikle writes about the past year, which he spent balancing his new hobby with his day job as a registered nurse. He reveals that the view from from his go-go perch allowed him to witness drag queens perfecting "their tuck game," as well as drunken one-night stands spring to life on the dance floor.

Wikle also offers the following essential tips to become a successful go-go boy:

1. Nike high-top sneakers:
The bigger and chunkier, the better your legs will look sprouting out the top.

2. Timoteo jockstrap:
Basic underwear might get you enough tips for an Old Navy duffel, but showing your ass guarantees a Louis Vuitton travel bag.

3. Johnson & Johnson baby oil gel:
This will make all the right body parts shine, even in the pitch-black dark.

4. New York Yankees baseball cap:
A fitted cap is the go-go's high fashion sweatband.

5. The official go-go buzz cut:
Go see Humberto at VL Studio on Christopher Street for the best $12 fade you'll ever get in your life.