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    Sexy Santas Anonymous

    Christopher Harrity
    12/10/15
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    SEXY SANTAS ANONYMOUS

    We thought we could reason with you. The sexualization of Santa is a sad commentary about big corporations and male body fascism. We hoped, by showing you a few of the most egregious examples of nearly nude and provocative Santas, that you'd get it. But no. This year, by judging from our stock photo company's inventory, the addiction has only worsened. But we are here to help you ... with more examples. Maybe you needed not just a few judicious examples. Maybe you needed to be pummeled with Santas strutting in thongs, pumping their oily muscles, and thrusting their bulging bags in your face to really understand how sick you have become. Here we go again — because we care about you. Don't make us do this again next year.

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