Randy Rainbow's Version of 'Despacito': 'Desperate Cheeto'

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        Randy Rainbow's Version of 'Despacito': 'Desperate Cheeto'
    Let's laugh at flailing Donald Trump instead of crying.
 Neal Broverman
          
          Oct 11, 2017
          
        
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Neal Broverman is the Editorial Director, Print of Pride Media, publishers of The Advocate, Out, Out Traveler, and Plus, spending more than 20 years in journalism. He indulges his interest in transportation and urban planning with regular contributions to Los Angeles magazine, and his work has also appeared in the Los Angeles Times and USA Today. He lives in the City of Angels with his husband, children, and their chiweenie.
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As out comedian Randy Rainbow points out in his new video, it's been a rough week for Donald Trump -- for about a year.
Rainbow encapsulates how bad it's gotten lately with the president (disastrous response to Puerto Rico, threatening North Korea with annihilation, the relentless mean tweets) in "Desperate Cheeto," a take on the mega-hit "Despacito."
Check out the video below, with lots of guest appearances from Trump's favorite quicker-picker-upper:

        
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Randy Rainbow's Version of 'Despacito': 'Desperate Cheeto'

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