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A Sexually Frustrated Randy Rainbow Asks Biden to 'Bring My Vaccine' 

A Sexually Frustrated Randy Rainbow Asks Biden to 'Bring My Vaccine' 

Randy Rainbow

It's been a sexless year for many. 

In his new satirical music video, Randy Rainbow waffles between lamenting the fact that President Joe Biden is less exciting to parody than Donald Trump and sharing that he has night terrors because of the latter. Then, to the tune of "Mr. Sandman" he sings "Bring My Vaccine" to Biden, in part because he's sexually frustrated from a year of being in quarantine.

Realizing that having a reasonable human being in the White House makes it harder to mine him for humor and mock, Rainbow begins the video asking Biden to mimic Trump's antics.

"Could you maybe at some point just like curse or say something completely looney tunes or offensive? The other guy used to do that and it just made this whole thing a little funnier," Rainbow says.

After dozing off while Biden is speaking, Rainbow, awoken by a Trump nightmare, shifts to the vaccine.

"You now say we'll have enough vaccine for every adult to be vaccinated by May. Does this mean I can go to Cancun for spring break with Ted Cruz and the gals?" he queries.

"Mr. Biden, I'm not afraid. Inoculate me so I can get laid," he sings. "Just one tiny prick so we can frickin' leave the house."

Watch the video below.

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