Gaysayer: Best Tweet Ever
December 10 2011 1:00 PM ET
Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians — and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. Follow @gaysayer on Twitter now if you want your funny more frequently.
To kick us off, a post from your host:
You'd think this bow tie would let me skip a few periods.
— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) December5, 2011
Number 10:
Ijust gave a homeless mana dollar and he said "Thanks Ma'am!"Manners count!
— Alec Mapa (@AlecMapa) December9, 2011
Number 9:
I'm not saying Snooki is a drinker, but rumor has it, the empty bottles of her new perfume can be redeemed for cash.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) December9, 2011
Number 8:
Roleplaying is like improv: when the hot cop tells you he's going to place you under arrest, make sure to respond with, "Yes, and..."
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) December5, 2011
Number 7:
"All the slingle bladeys! All the slingle bladeys!" - Beyonce Bob Thornton
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December2, 2011
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