Best Tweet Ever
December 31 2011 10:50 PM ET
Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you
the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians — and our favorite gay jokes from
straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. Follow
@gaysayer on Twitter now if you want daily updates.
And now a post from your host:
If there's grass on the field....mow it. I have to rub my face on that field.
— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) December 23, 2011
Number 10:
There's a new sex act called the "Customer Service". You hold a vibrator to your ear for 45 minutes and no one comes.
— jack mackenroth (@jackmackenroth) December 23, 2011
Number 9:
Don't have any plans for new year's probs just gonna have a quiet night in texting my exes "I can still taste your lips :'( <33" as usual
— Zackary what? (@Zackblows) December 28, 2011
Number 8:
Today, Marcus Bachmann reaffirmed his belief that marriage is a sacred institution reserved for one closeted gay man and one crazy bitch.
— Nick Stadler (@NickadooLA) December 16, 2011
Number 7:
Best part about being transgender is using my powers to turn people retroactively gay. THAT'S RIGHT, HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND. YOU A DYKE NOW.
— Avery Edison (@aedison) December 20, 2011
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