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December 31 2011 10:50 PM ET
Number 6:
Small difference between a lady and a woman. HUGE difference between a cat lady and a Catwoman.
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 18, 2011
Number 5:
I've decided to start calling hangovers "wine flu", it's much more dignified.
— lola jane reid (@candyforbfast) December 21, 2011
Number 4:
When people say, "Jesus take the wheel." Tell them "Not baby Jesus, he's a TERRIBLE driver."
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) December 23, 2011
Number 3:
"This is where the magic happens." - Harry Potter walking into his bedroom and every other room on MTV Cribs.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) December 23, 2011
Number 2:
Just opened a bottle of wine and threw the cork in the garbage. That's called "confidence".
— rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) December 31, 2011
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