Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians — and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For previous editions of this series, check out the Comedy section. Or follow @gaysayer on Twitter now if you want daily updates.
And now a post from your host:
Who needs physical contact with another human when you can put your jammies in the dryer?
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) January 3, 2012
UPS just announced they're changing their name to 'SUP? to appeal to the younger shipping market.
— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) January 1, 2012
Need some grammar help. I can never remember whether Lindsay Lohan is semimonthly bisexual or bimonthly semisexual.
— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) January 5, 2012
I wonder if Michelle Bachman now believes in plan B...
— Adam Lehman (@AtomLehman) January 4, 2012
Everyone who's excited about a movie starring Dolly Parton and Queen Latifah knows what semen tastes like.
— Nick Stadler (@NickadooLA) January 5, 2012
"I don't think you're gay. I think you're confused and trying to fill a void in your life." You're confusing me with religion.
— alison egert (@alisonisfunny) January 7, 2012
Love the sinner, hate the asshole who calls it a sin.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 5, 2012
I can’t tell if everyone’s honking their horns for New Year’s or because I’m squatting in the road eating this crushed Chinese takeout.
— Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) January 1, 2012
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
Fox News knows we can google stuff, right?
— Eminence Front (@tweetcomedian) January 5, 2012