Gaysayer Best Tweet Ever January 7

Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For previous editions of this series, check out the Comedy section. Or follow @gaysayer on Twitter now if you want daily updates.

And now a post from your host:

Number 9:

\u201cWho needs physical contact with another human when you can put your jammies in the dryer?\u201d
— Louis Peitzman (@Louis Peitzman) 1325578243

Number 8:

\u201cUPS just announced they're changing their name to 'SUP? to appeal to the younger shipping market.\u201d
— Paula Poundstone (@Paula Poundstone) 1325434356

Number 7:

Need some grammar help. I can never remember whether Lindsay Lohan is semimonthly bisexual or bimonthly semisexual.
-- Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) January 5, 2012

Number 6:

\u201cI wonder if Michelle Bachman now believes in plan B...\u201d
— \u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f (@\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f) 1325700845

Number 5:

\u201cEveryone who's excited about a movie starring Dolly Parton and Queen Latifah knows what semen tastes like.\u201d
— Dick Rentals (@Dick Rentals) 1325789041

Number 4:

Number 3:

\u201cLove the sinner, hate the asshole who calls it a sin.\u201d
— God (Not a Parody, Actually God) (@God (Not a Parody, Actually God)) 1325803665

Number 2:

\u201cI can\u2019t tell if everyone\u2019s honking their horns for New Year\u2019s or because I\u2019m squatting in the road eating this crushed Chinese takeout.\u201d
— Stacey Nightmare (@Stacey Nightmare) 1325379331

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever: