George Michael's Jail Bodyguard

Prison for George Michael is reportedly a breeze, thanks to a 6-foot-3 career criminal acting as his protector.

The New York Post reports that 280-pound robber Robert Bleach is watching over the pop star during his eight-week stint in a British jail for crashing his car in London while under the influence of marijuana. Bleach seems to have taken a liking to Michael and has made sure no one bothers the celebrity while he serves his sentence.

"[Bleach] is one of the hardest men you're going to meet, but he's got a real sense of honor and pathologically hates bullies," one source told the Mirror newspaper. "He took a liking to Michael instantly and told him that if anyone messed with him, then he could use his name to get them to back off."

Michael is now considering hiring Bleach as his official bodyguard.

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