Nothing says Christmas like a nearly-naked bar crawl on a Seattle night. Ho Ho Ho.
The Seventh Annual March of the Mistletomosexuals! Rule #1: Wear a costume. Rule #22: Be sure to Uber home. A Santa-themed bar crawl, with awesome costumes, misfit toys, horny elves, and more fun than you can shake a candy cane at! Hosted by Scott West.
The party began to mass at around 9 p.m. at CC Attle's. From there, they marched on Broadway to the Pike-Pine corridor. The on to Diesel, Madison Pub, Queer/Bar, and Pony. They all met back up again at the Cuff and those still able to walk, made it down to the Seattle Eagle.
Thanks to Matt Baume for his photos and his ability to hold his liquor.














































































































