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Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. Follow @gaysayer on Twitter now if you want daily updates.
And now a post from your host:
Number 9:
\u201cDon't have any plans for new year's probs just gonna have a quiet night in texting my exes "I can still taste your lips :'( <33" as usual\u201d— Zack (@Zack) 1325111338
Number 8:
\u201cToday, Marcus Bachmann reaffirmed his belief that marriage is a sacred institution reserved for one closeted gay man and one crazy bitch.\u201d— Dick Rentals (@Dick Rentals) 1324077904
Number 7:
Number 6:
\u201cSmall difference between a lady and a woman. HUGE difference between a cat lady and a Catwoman.\u201d— Megan Amram (@Megan Amram) 1324177149
Number 5:
\u201cI've decided to start calling hangovers "wine flu", it's much more dignified.\u201d— lola jane reid (@lola jane reid) 1324477392
Number 4:
Number 3:
\u201c"This is where the magic happens." - Harry Potter walking into his bedroom and every other room on MTV Cribs.\u201d— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) 1324674956
Number 2:
Just opened a bottle of wine and threw the cork in the garbage. That's called "confidence".
-- rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) December 31, 2011
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
\u201c"Spread it open as wide as you can. Okay now hold still." - Georgia O'Keeffe\u201d— Mary Charlene (@Mary Charlene) 1325218406
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