Gaysayer's Jaded Hearts Club 

BY Advocate.com Editors

February 13 2012 6:45 PM ET

VALENTINES I Regret Saying… X560 (PHOTOS) | ADVOCATE.COM

 

Worst Reason I Ever Broke Up With Someone… 

 

“I once had a boyfriend take a tube of Neosporin out of my
medicine cabinet and bring it with him it on a business trip — without asking
me. I didn't notice until I was doing a little manscaping and nicked myself in
the balls. I ended it on the spot.”
Adam Sank,
@adamsank
 

 

 

“He had grey pubic hair.”
H. Alan Scott,
@halanscott
 

 

 

“She wasn't a boy. I figured a few things out that year.”
Jeffrey
Jay, @HeyJeffreyJay
 

 

 

“He sounded silly when he cried. He sounded like a clown
horn, I couldn’t stop laughing.”
Peter Depp,
@peterdepp
 

 

 

“Because they put the toilet paper roll on facing in.”
Travon Free,
@travonfree
 

 

 

“Because my camp counselor wouldn't leave his wife.”
Jack
Mackenroth, @jackmackenroth
 

 

 

“They were crazy and by that I mean they broke up with me
because I was crazy, and by that I mean my psychiatrist changed my meds, and by
that I mean my boyfriend was just a figment of my imagination.”
Zackary Ross,
@zackblows
 

 

 

“I once stayed with a guy for an extra few weeks because I
knew I was going to need a ride to the airport.”
—  Chris Schleicher, @cschleichsrun 

 

 

“I had actually fallen asleep with her sitting on my face.”
Jessica Halem, @jessicahalem

 


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