Best Tweet Ever: Why Hell Would Suck
January 28 2012 3:35 PM ET
Number 6:
Just left a note on the ex's car saying "I STILL LOVE YOU" hope it doesn't go unnoticed. I keyed it in pretty deep.
— PhilLaysheO (@PhilLaysheO) January 5, 2012
Number 5:
"War Horse" and "The Help" are the SAME movie! I watched them on my laptop and they BOTH have a 90 minute scene where I just check Facebook.
— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) January 22, 2012
Number 4:
I spend most football games wondering if any of the players have ever heard of Carol Channing.
— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) January 23, 2012
Number 3:
If we work together as a group, I think we can get people to start calling nosebleeds 'face periods'.
— alison egert (@alisonisfunny) January 26, 2012
Number 2:
Pretty soon, Grindr will have a function to identify who's inside you.
— Chris Doucette (@Chris_Doucette) January 27, 2012
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