Gaysayer's Jaded Hearts Club 

BY Advocate.com Editors

February 13 2012 6:45 PM ET

VALENTINES JADED HEARTS X560 (PHOTOS) | ADVOCATE.COM

I Love You Because… 

 

“My penis is bigger.”
Brian
Raimondo, @mursebrianrn
 

 

 

“I'm afraid of getting back into the dating scene.”
Jeffrey
Jay, @HeyJeffreyJay
 

 

 

“Your hand fits perfectly inside of me.”
Jessica
Halem, @jessicahalem
 

 

 

“I save all my hate for the Kardashians.”
Shawn
Hollenbach, @shawnhollenbach
 

 

 

“You seem completely unaware that I can see into your
bathroom from my kitchen window.”
Pete Beat,
@petebeat
 

 

 

“We can wear the same jeans. (I don't even like you,
anymore, though. It just seems dumb to leave when we can share all of these
jeans.)”
Jill
Kushner, @thejillkushner
 

 

 

“You like to do fun things after we sleep together like play
hide and go seek. You’re really good at it, still searching after six months!”
Zackary Ross,
@zackblows
 

 

“You don't make up songs after sex.”
Lianna Carrera,
@liannac
 

 

 

“You have tickets to Liza Minnelli at the Hollywood Bowl.”
—  Chris Schleicher, @cschleichsrun 

 

 

“Our bed is taking longer to die than Terry Schiavo.”
Alison
Egert, @alisonisfunny
 

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