Best Tweet Ever: Breaking Bieber News Has Us Distracted
This week, we rejoice in the reelection of our president, we honor our veteran troops, but most importantly, we mourn America’s most tragic loss — the break up of Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez. Here are our favorite Twitter jokes of the week.
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Almost went to the gym before I remembered that lesbians don't give a shit and got a cat instead.
— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) November 9, 2012
BREAKING: Taco Bell's are popping up everywhere in Colorado
— The Fake CNN (@TheFakeCNN) November 8, 2012
Just once I want John Corbett to slip in a "YOU BROKE MY HEART!" into an Applebee's ad
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) November 9, 2012
I walked by an empty chair and hugged President Obama.
— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) November 8, 2012
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up. I bet Selena pulls an Anne Heche and goes back to dating guys.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) November 10, 2012
Porn actors have to wear condoms? Now we'll get to watch porn stars struggle with something besides their life choices.
— mark normand (@marknorm) November 9, 2012
I'm kind of pissed at how adorable One Direction is.Back in MY day?We had Joey Fucking Fatone.
— Gay-at-home Dad™ (@GayAtHomeDad) November 9, 2012
Shock, rage, displaced rage, seething hate, learn nothing: The 5 Stages of FOX Grief.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 9, 2012
My dog is so depressed cuz he has to deal with Obama for 28 more years..
— Teewee (@Wussawilla) November 9, 2012
— Annabel Oakes (@annabeloakes) November 11, 2012
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
Fox News: Announcement of Bieber-Gomez split specifically timed to distract teenagers from Benghazi #biebergate
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) November 11, 2012