A Guide to Terror: Be Your Least Favorite Homophobe for Halloween

Need a last-minute costume? Here are a few selections sure to elicit some shrieks.



Ronald Reagan
We begin with an easy costume: a suit and one of the most findable masks out there next to ol' Richard "I Am Not a Crook" Nixon. Whether you go with regular or zombie Ronald Reagan, you'll be sure to spook those who can remember the '80s: a presidential love for Jelly Belly candy, his mum's-the-word policy on AIDS, and Members Only jackets. Sounds like "We Didn't Start The Fire" — oh, the horror!

You'll need: a Normal Reagan Mask or the Zombie Reagan Mask. Or both.

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