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Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For previous editions of this series, check out the Comedy section. Or follow @gaysayer on Twitter now if you want daily updates.
And now a post from your host:
Number 9:
\u201cEvery high school kid in a wheelchair is under intense pressure to join the glee club.\u201d— Jocelyn Plums (@Jocelyn Plums) 1323950390
Number 8:
Number 7:
\u201cIf I were a lesbian I'd tweet awesome shit like, "I'm GLAAD it's not raining men." then I'd score tons of pussy.\u201d— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1323807593
Number 6:
\u201cJust downloaded the new sequel to Angry Birds. It's called Angry Dykes and it involves rebuilding all those destroyed pig houses.\u201d— \u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f (@\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f) 1323704454
Number 5:
This year my secretary's Christmasbonus will be me eating a banana and making intense eye contact with him.
-- Ezra Pounding (@SomeSadThings) December 15, 2011
Number 4:
Number 3:
Number 2:
\u201cI cannot decide which is a more relevant issue to the gay community: vampirism or bullying.\u201d— Guy Branum (@Guy Branum) 1323736219
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
\u201cYour Daily Astrology\n\nCANCER (June 21-July 22): Newt Gingrich will leave you on your deathbed for a younger Zodiac sign.\u201d— Dick Rentals (@Dick Rentals) 1324008253
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