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Just because mainstream Christianity keeps trying to take away our rights doesn't mean we can't celebrate its biggest holiday, right? Here are the funniest Merry Christmas tweets from LGBT+ people.
Have yourself a petty little Christmas.
Another reason to stay out of the red states.
Maybe "Santa" should have brought me that Bob Ross paint kit I kept asking for.
Because some people NEED to watch it for 24 straight hours.
\u201cI'm happy that boring people have Christmas Story marathons to look forward to\u201d— danielle radford (@danielle radford) 1482643116
Girl Power presents are for everyone.
\u201cWell...Mommy and Mama Claus are gonna be up all night playing with Super Hero High...\u201d— Amanda Deibert (@Amanda Deibert) 1482643021
Sometimes you have to be specific about your season's greetings.
These ghosts haunt us all.
You can't have something that festive and expect us not to steal it.
\u201cRT if you're an angry gay that wants to steal Christmas\u201d— Negroni Sprigatito w/ Poppers (@Negroni Sprigatito w/ Poppers) 1482501730
Merry X-Mas to hater parents.
Gotta love when they overlap.
In Putin's America, wrapping paper tears you.
Seriously when is the Jewish Defense League going to get on this?
Oh are we still talking about making America great again?
Too many queens for one family.
\u201cMerry Christmas from my family to yours.\u201d— Ellen DeGeneres (@Ellen DeGeneres) 1482692736
Merry last Christmas before our planet is blown up, everyone!
He could really belt 'em out, huh?
\u201cI love subtly destroying Christmas at my conservative relatives' house. "I love Bing Crosby!" "Really? You must not be one of his kids."\u201d— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1482625182
When there's just not enough merry Christmas for all these other haters.
I will totally pray to the baby Jesus if it will get Trump Scrooged.
\u201cOn Christmas Eve, a billionaire wants credit for announcing he's done with charity work. Enjoy your visit from three ghosts tonight, Donald.\u201d— Mark Harris (@Mark Harris) 1482616663
Strong opening line for Christmas Dinner.
\u201cInstead of Merry Christmas just say, "Have you heard of @caseyafflecks sexual harassment charges?"\u201d— \u00bfAnthony Desamito? (@\u00bfAnthony Desamito?) 1482611718
C: Christ died for your gay sins.
"I promise I'm spending this much at several other stores, too."
\u201cGotta pick out the right gifts at this store or else the cashier doll think I don't love my kids\u201d— Brand New Year, Same Old Me \u2790 (@Brand New Year, Same Old Me \u2790) 1482535727
And finally, a sweet message. Stay safe out there, everyone. You are loved and we need your help in the fight in 2017! Happy Holidays and a Joyous New Year.
\u201cMerry Christmas Eve! You are valuable and lovable. Extra hugs to LGBT people who can't be themselves with their families. I love you \ud83c\udf84\u2603\ufe0f\ud83c\udf08\u201d— Erika Hersteria (@Erika Hersteria) 1482629555