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Merry Christmas From the LGBT Comedians of Twitter

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The 23 funniest queer Christmas messages in 140 characters or less.

Just because mainstream Christianity keeps trying to take away our rights doesn't mean we can't celebrate its biggest holiday, right? Here are the funniest Merry Christmas tweets from LGBT+ people.

Have yourself a petty little Christmas.

Another reason to stay out of the red states.

Maybe "Santa" should have brought me that Bob Ross paint kit I kept asking for.

Because some people NEED to watch it for 24 straight hours.

Girl Power presents are for everyone.

Sometimes you have to be specific about your season's greetings.

These ghosts haunt us all.

You can't have something that festive and expect us not to steal it.

Merry X-Mas to hater parents.

Holy Fudge.

Gotta love when they overlap.

In Putin's America, wrapping paper tears you.

Seriously when is the Jewish Defense League going to get on this?

Oh are we still talking about making America great again?

Too many queens for one family.

Merry last Christmas before our planet is blown up, everyone!

He could really belt 'em out, huh?

When there's just not enough merry Christmas for all these other haters.

I will totally pray to the baby Jesus if it will get Trump Scrooged.

Strong opening line for Christmas Dinner.

C: Christ died for your gay sins.

"I promise I'm spending this much at several other stores, too."

And finally, a sweet message. Stay safe out there, everyone. You are loved and we need your help in the fight in 2017! Happy Holidays and a Joyous New Year.

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