A homophobe who tried to marry his laptop is going to extreme lengths to remove symbols of LGBT support.
Former Republican Mike Hendrix thinks he can change Texas before it succumbs to complete right-wing hysteria.
Chelsea has had it with people slamming her mother.
King likens trans military members to castrated slaves, while Gohmert says they're a recruiting tool for terrorists.
Using an elf-shaped cookie to stand in for Sessions, Colbert speculates hilariously on what the attorney general might have said.
Forty-five calls Jr. a "high-quality person" after emails are released.
Sessions's Tuesday speech to the Alliance Defending Freedom was very hush-hush and closed to the media.