Lady Gaga premiered her new video for "G.U.Y." on Dateline Saturday, somehow managing to turn Bravo's Andy Cohen into a god, and the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills into the supernatural.
It all starts, of course, with Lady Gaga as a fallen angel, shot through the heart with an arrow...
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Then we're brought to a place of seeming nirvana, also known to us mere mortals as the Hearst Castle, where we are greeted by an assortment of shirtless men and Real Housewives...
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Watching down on all of it is a melodic, disembodied head in the clouds who goes by the name Andy Cohen...
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After the house party, the Housewives return as divine gangster henchwomen who bust into a building, arrows blazing...
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Watch the whole video below:
And, you can watch Andy Cohen watching the video for the first time here: