Obama Sinks the Romney Battleship

Our Gaysayer comedians paid careful attention to the final debate. As fans of the 1980s, they were intitially impressed with Romney. But comedians love a good zinger.

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\u201cMitt: "Research is great! I love cars! I'm still speaking! I hate gays! My cheeks hurt!" #debate\u201d
— B Haynes (@B Haynes) 1350959274

\u201c"I love drones. I fathered five of them."\u201d
— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1350958408

\u201cRomney: I ran the Olympics; Obama: I killed Bin Laden. #recap #debates\u201d
— Tamra Brown (@Tamra Brown) 1350957944

\u201c"Obama has some great ideas; is it ok if I simply repeat them? My memory is terrific." - Mitt Romney\u201d
— rob delaney (@rob delaney) 1350956916

\u201c"If America is strong, then we will be the strongest, because we are the strength of being strong and the economy." - Mitt Romney #debate\u201d
— Mike Drucker (@Mike Drucker) 1350955730

\u201c"It would be terrible to put a religious extremist in power!" said the man in the magic underwear.\u201d
— Chris Schleicher (@Chris Schleicher) 1350954599

I appreciate how Romney uses the term "bad guys" so that dummies like me know who's who. #debates
-- Rory (@RorynotRoy) October 23, 2012

\u201cRomney talks about foreign policy like me when I'm at a dinner party pretending that I read the book everyone is talking about\u201d
— Sara Schaefer (@Sara Schaefer) 1350954893

And a P.S.

\u201cSometimes CNN only shoots James Carville from the shoulders up because the rest of him is wrestling a live alligator.\u201d
— Chase Mitchell (@Chase Mitchell) 1350962360

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