The Last Tweets You’ll (Hopefully) Ever Read About Mitt Romney

\u201cNow we can all uncancel our Thanksgiving plans with extended family.\u201d

— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1352262419

\u201cBREAKING: NBC says Donald Trump's show 'The Apprentice' will be renamed 'The Biggest Loser,' effective immediately\u201d

— @TheDailyEdge on Universeodon (@@TheDailyEdge on Universeodon) 1352264544

\u201cWe all know Meryl Streep is going to win tonight. She always wins everything.\u201d

— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) 1352252814

\u201cMY CAR MAGNET WORKED!!!\u201d

— Paul F. Tompkins (@Paul F. Tompkins) 1352261703

\u201cYou know those women who write love letters to men in prison? Their vote counts just as much as yours.\u201d

— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1352220499

\u201cMeat Loaf must really be sweating right now and every other day of his life.\u201d

— Rachel Lichtman (@Rachel Lichtman) 1352258156

\u201cRuth Ginsburg just made a down payment on a place in Boca.\u201d

— Guy Branum (@Guy Branum) 1352263787

\u201cAs the first lesbian Senator you know Tammy Baldwin is already at Home Depot buying paneling to fix up the House. #Election2012\u201d

— Dave Rubin (@Dave Rubin) 1352255399

\u201cChris Christie slipping out back door to bring tray of baked ziti to Obama victory party\u201d

— Jessi Klein (@Jessi Klein) 1352262304