As Mitt Romney prepares to ride his dancing horse off into the sunset, we honor our favorite Twitter jokes from a night of election results.
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And now a post from your host:
\u201cNow we can all uncancel our Thanksgiving plans with extended family.\u201d— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1352262419
Number 11:
\u201cBREAKING: NBC says Donald Trump's show 'The Apprentice' will be renamed 'The Biggest Loser,' effective immediately\u201d— @TheDailyEdge on Universeodon (@@TheDailyEdge on Universeodon) 1352264544
Number 10:
\u201cWe all know Meryl Streep is going to win tonight. She always wins everything.\u201d— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) 1352252814
Number 9:
\u201cMY CAR MAGNET WORKED!!!\u201d— Paul F. Tompkins (@Paul F. Tompkins) 1352261703
Number 8:
Number 7:
\u201cYou know those women who write love letters to men in prison? Their vote counts just as much as yours.\u201d— Jenny Johnson (@Jenny Johnson) 1352220499
Number 6:
\u201cMeat Loaf must really be sweating right now and every other day of his life.\u201d— Rachel Lichtman (@Rachel Lichtman) 1352258156
Number 4:
\u201cRuth Ginsburg just made a down payment on a place in Boca.\u201d— Guy Branum (@Guy Branum) 1352263787
Number 3:
BREAKING: Rape Caucus Defeated #election #election2102 #vote2012 #rapecaucus
-- Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) November 7, 2012
Number 2:
\u201cAs the first lesbian Senator you know Tammy Baldwin is already at Home Depot buying paneling to fix up the House. #Election2012\u201d— Dave Rubin (@Dave Rubin) 1352255399
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
\u201cChris Christie slipping out back door to bring tray of baked ziti to Obama victory party\u201d— Jessi Klein (@Jessi Klein) 1352262304
















