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Meet the Trump Appointees Who Will Take America Straight to Hell

Samantha Bee has taken it upon herself to introduce us to some of Donald Trump's potential cabinet members and department heads. For instance, to take us out of the dark ages, when we believed in climate change, Trump is planning to appoint Myron Ebell, a man who is excited for warmer weather, to lead the Environmental Protection Agency, Bee reports.

"Most people prefer less severe winters," quoth Ebell, who added, "Higher temperatures are killing people who are likely to die soon anyway." 

Meanwhile, Sarah Palin is excited to work on the Trump energy plan. Can't wait! 

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