Twitter Reacts to a Bitter Second Presidential Debate With Humor

\u201cRight now, Trump is everything he criticized Jeb Bush for being. Sad! #debate\u201d

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\u201cSomeone clearly told Trump whisper-speaking would make him seem less creepy... it didn't work. #debate\u201d

— Amanda Deibert (@Amanda Deibert) 1476061774

\u201cLocker room talk scared me as a little gay kid and it's terrifying me as an adult gay American\u201d

— Casey Ley (@Casey Ley) 1476061980

\u201cApparently Hillary Clinton's first act in office should be outlawing locker rooms. #debate\u201d

— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1476061925

\u201cWOMEN ARE AMERICANS. AMERICANS ARE WOMEN.\n\nYou cannot keep us safe when you are the one making us unsafe.\u201d

— Cameron Esposito (@Cameron Esposito) 1476061985

\u201c"when they go low, you go high." Trump has defined new lows, so I guess Hillary will fly soon. #debate\u201d

— Amanda Deibert (@Amanda Deibert) 1476062422

\u201cThere something wrong with Trump's mic again. I only hear garbage come out of it.\u201d

— George Takei (@George Takei) 1476063303

\u201cTrump's worst nightmare. 2 women and a gay man telling him not to talk. #debate\u201d

— John Fugelsang (@John Fugelsang) 1476062981

\u201cIf Donald was president in the 2000s he may have kept us out of the war but he still would have been talking about grabbing women's pussies\u201d

— Casey Ley (@Casey Ley) 1476063948

\u201c\u201cShe went 25 seconds over her time.\u201d #debate\u201d

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\u201cThis debate is clearly the longest trump has gone without a bump of coke\u201d

— Matt LeGrande (@Matt LeGrande) 1476064258

\u201cmelania trump silently pulling out the putin mask donald makes her wear around the house after debates\u201d

— Matt Bellassai (@Matt Bellassai) 1476064410

\u201cTrump isn't passing the sniff test.\u201d

— George Takei (@George Takei) 1476064536

\u201cAlright. 30 min left. Maybe I'm being selfish but I wanna talk about #LGBT issues and rights. #debate\u201d

— Zachary Zane (@Zachary Zane) 1476064704

\u201cWe are watching a debate where a qualified candidate has to debate a random adjective generator. America in 2016 #debate\u201d

— Amanda Deibert (@Amanda Deibert) 1476064720

\u201cmike pence and his family are furiously loading suitcases into their station wagon right now\u201d

— Matt Bellassai (@Matt Bellassai) 1476065279

\u201c\u201cHe and I haven\u2019t spoken and I disagree.\u201d\n\nUm Trump, he\u2019s your running mate. You should probably talk to him.\n\n#debate\u201d

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\u201c"How stupid is our country?"--Donald Trump\n\nNot as stupid as you hope we are.\u201d

— Mark Harris (@Mark Harris) 1476065521

\u201cLorne Michaels needs to send the Trump campaign a muffin basket for writing this week's SNL cold open. #debate\u201d

— Robbie Rozelle (@Robbie Rozelle) 1476065642

\u201cTrump: she calls the neo-nazis who love me "deplorable" can you believe that? #debate\u201d

— Amanda Deibert (@Amanda Deibert) 1476065693

\u201cTrump sees a black man and literally cannot stop saying "inner cities."\u201d

— Mark Harris (@Mark Harris) 1476065725

\u201cOMG, Trump, "African American" and "inner city" are not synonyms. #debate\u201d

— Amanda Deibert (@Amanda Deibert) 1476065760

\u201cTrump talking about "the inner cities" is code for "lock up as many black folks as I can find." #Debate\u201d

— deray (@deray) 1476065760

\u201cAccording to Trump the world is on fire, everything is a disaster, grab your pets, and hurl yourself over the balcony.\u201d

— Erin Foley (@Erin Foley) 1476066806

\u201c"Final question: what the FUCK is up with your hair, seriously, I can't believe we've gotten this far."\u201d

— Tyler Coates (PARODY) (@Tyler Coates (PARODY)) 1476066833

\u201cFINALLY! Someone (Mrs. Clinton) mentioned CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!\u201d

— bettemidler (@bettemidler) 1476066837

\u201cClinton asked one thing she respects about Donald Trump. \n\nHer response: His children. #debate\u201d

— Sam (@Sam) 1476066900

\u201c"Um, he was good in Home Alone 2?" #debate\u201d

— Louis Virtel (@Louis Virtel) 1476066970

\u201cthe final question of the #debate brought to you by this chick from mean girls\u201d

— korey kuhl (@korey kuhl) 1476067002

\u201c@HillaryClinton just met the greatest challenge of the election -- say something NICE about @realDonaldTrump and she #nailed it #debates\u201d

— Sarah Jeanne (she/her) (@Sarah Jeanne (she/her)) 1476067113

\u201c"she's a fighter, she doesn't give up" #debate \n\nDID HE JUST ADMIT HILLARY HAS THE STAMINA\u201d

— tyler oakley (@tyler oakley) 1476067189