Someone has been tweeting as a bizarre hybrid of Donald Trump and every basic gay on Twitter, and now we want to find this person and make them keep tweeting every two minutes for the rest of forever. Somehow this fusion has added the gay love of all things fierce to the trollish and misspelled xenophobia of Trump’s Twitter account, and the resulting discord is nothing short of surrealist genius. Check out some of our favorites below, and click over to Twitter to see the rest.
It’s hard to truly hate foreigners when Orlando Bloom is in the world.
Sad that Bimbo Katy Perry brings NOT AMERICAN BF Orlando Bloom to Convention. No Class. Would Let Him Break My Arm In The Sack Tho. #DNC
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 29, 2016
The straight Donald Trump would never be able to make this peak-top pun.
Crazy Demi Lovato looked Desperate @ #DemsInPhilly. Sad. NO ONE CARES! 'Member her Top in the #CoolForTheSummer vid? She peaked at that TOP!
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 29, 2016
Glad we weren’t the only ones yelling through the TV for one of her gay aides to grab her some hot lemon-and-honey water.
Crooked Hillary Clinton is a Liar, a Cheat, Owned by Banks and Also needs Vocal Coaching! She strains! Remember what happened to IDINA! #DNC
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 29, 2016
Of course a gay Donald Trump would be of two minds about Katy.
Bimbo Katy Perry at DNC. Real Idiot. Has no education! Sad! Love the second half of Prism. Underrated Album! #DNC #DemsInPhilly #DNCinPHL
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 29, 2016
Please, Donny, we are trying to FORGET!
Overrated Shonda Rhimes made Horrible movie for #DemsInPhilly. NOT TO BE TRUSTED! Remember when Denny came back as a ghost on Greys!? WRONG!
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 29, 2016
This account is making us confront our own prejudices.
Donut Licker Ariana Grande, totally UNAmerican and Disrespectful, gives me MY LIFE on INTO YOU"! Shame! Probably not American-Looks HISPANIC
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 30, 2016
Hashtag #Rigged.
Only I have Judgment to be PRESIDENT! I was against Iraq War, known about ISIS from start and voted 4 J-HUD season 3 American Idol! #RIGGED!
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 30, 2016
Well, of course we have, but it’s been a minute.
Tease Nick Jonas claims Repubs offered him 2 million 2 perform at #RNCinCLE .WRONG! Was way mor thn that! Ever Googled "Nick Jonas Ass"? Do!
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 30, 2016
D. Gay Trump can have him. The Republican convention ruined him for us forever.
Scott Baio is smart, handsome, a DILF. Should act more! SAD, hollywood would rather have Bigmouth Matt Damon, who's butt isn't even good!
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) July 31, 2016
That’s some shade.
CNN total Nightmare. No integrity, ugly logo font. Raise ur hand if U been cruised by Anderson Cooper comingout of DavidBarton Gym! THIRSTY!
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) August 1, 2016
Both things to lose sleep over.
Don't know what's Scarier! The threat of ISIS or that Naomi Watts has no Oscar!!! LAUGHABLE. And "Le Divorce" proves- she can do comedy! SAD
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) August 1, 2016
Yasss, slay, first lady. Give us your speeches and arms.
President Obama will go down as WORST u.S. president! Michelle Obama fierce, should host SNL! Serving arms, hair, face, shoulders, ENSEMBLES
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) August 2, 2016
Well, who here hasn’t drunkenly sent this exact tweet?
. @ColtonLHaynes how r u
— DonaldGayTrump (@DonaldJGayTrump) August 3, 2016
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